truth

What the world is afraid of. The things we hide from ourselves because it changes us, makes us uncomfortable, and awakens us that there are absolutes. There is truth.

1/3 the world dies of poverty every year. Smoking kills. You are fake. There is a God. etc. Truth stares us in the face but we look away, terrified to make eye contact with something that judges our actions and lives.

by Matt-the-Jesus-follower December 28, 2005

troughing

When you're out and you feel low due to fatigue, full and/or hungover.

A: I'm troughing.
B: Me too want to go home?

by Klimeat June 7, 2009

one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

truthhood

A statement which is true; the antonym of falsehood.

Nick had an aversion to truthhoods; he found himself constantly inventing stories about himself.

by Andrew RL April 30, 2006

Trough

A state of extreme blocked-ness following the consumption of an exceedingly large amount of hard alcoholic beverages (eg. fruit shoot, ribena). There comes a stage when you tip over into the trough. If deep in the trough you will find it hard to escape and may have to accept the inevitable night of memory-less carnage. The trough can be a happy place but also a deep dark jungle of vomitting and tonguing fattys.

"Sweet mother of God in heaven! ! I was so far down in the trough last night...I very much regret licking that hobo's face. Still had a good night, legend! ;("

"Hope eivissa has a 10m platform as I'll be swan diving into the trough"

by dirtymike1990 December 8, 2013

pentagon of truth

A magical creation in which five people tell the truth and then nothing leaves the pentagon...

If you break the pentagon you will be used to make copious amounts of mudhoney, and then forced to drink it.

No you can't join the pentagon of truth, then that'd be a hexagon! That's fucked up!

by Justin Blanchard September 17, 2008

Trouting

Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.

The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"

Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"

Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"

by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 2, 2009