fossil tits

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Tits Relief

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief

"Man I hate being in this waiting room"

"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"

by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011

Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.

by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

tits for hits

A hot chick that establishes a reputation for showing her tits in exchange for hits off the pipe (usually weed).

Is tits for hits coming to the party tonight?

by KABT November 13, 2007

Tiny Tits

Very underappreciated female breasts, in sizes ranging from <A cup to B cups.
Way too many men don't realize that there is such a thing as too big.
Small breasts are beautiful things.

Tiny tits are very underappreciated.

by Clayton Bigsby December 20, 2005

sick as tits

Awesome, amazing, really astounding.

The system in my car is sick as tits.

by Vape fanatic February 17, 2014