thong

the hottest thing a girl can wear gives the most exposure and the most horniness to a straight man hottest thing a girl can wear no exceptions

i hope to see my girlfriend in a thong when she leans over

by fatpenguinzrtakingover December 28, 2005

thong

thongs are boner machines

the thong gave all the horny men boners

by mAGIK bUS April 10, 2005

Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

by kraftgirl September 30, 2009

Thong

Something stuck up your ass that seems to attract men. Often seen on hott women.

"Damnnn...shes lookin fine in that thong"

by Sarah Osgood October 20, 2003

Thong Tan

A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.

*After going to the beach

Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.

by nosePIQ'r October 13, 2010

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

thoinky

A girl who is thick in the ass

ex: “ damn she hella thoinky bro”
ex: “ Did you see her ass? Thoinky as fuck”

by Gcrisp April 20, 2018