When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
by smeghead February 4, 2005
Get the Bearded Shrimp mug.Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.
by dingdong diva December 17, 2010
Get the Bearded Clown mug.by Robert Hooley August 22, 2008
Get the Bearded Hooley mug.When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.
It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!
My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
by Kempo May 5, 2006
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Get the Rusty Beard mug.A character in rainbow six siege that has a shield on their gun and is a big fucking loser with no life
by 0259 October 17, 2020
Get the Black Beard mug.A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.
Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling
flying
and even solving a rubik's cube
Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling
flying
and even solving a rubik's cube
by beardedone August 13, 2015
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