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external ejaculation tactics

a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...
A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
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tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.
Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will
by billiewood October 1, 2023
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Tactical

The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.
Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer
by BrowneAction September 14, 2022
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.
Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.
by patcat December 10, 2019
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Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Yeehaw Tactical

A Leaver Action rifle outfitted with modern tactical accessories.
Mike: Hey, checkout Josh's Yeehaw Tactical.
Hector: Is that a Henry 30-30 with an M-Lok rail and Micro Red Dot?
Mike: Sure is.
Hector: By the gods.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)
by InterferonAlpha2a August 9, 2019
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