Swagberry

1. The most gangsta motha fucka you will ever know.

2. When a man ejaculates into a cantalope and plants it back into the ground. Spermberries are emancipated and those are the Swagberrys. The End

1. There is only one Swagberry.
2. Damn, that Swagberry tasted good in my cum cereal today ;)

by tr1pset June 17, 2012

Stager

A person who spends more time making sure their life looks good on Facebook and Instagram than they do enjoying it. Most of these people are tinks and payday millionaires.

I had to hide that stupid bitch on Facebook, she's a total stager.

by Frenchdawwg June 29, 2015

Definite Swagger

1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen

Dude 1: Hey who's that new guy who just walked into the party?

Girl 1: I don't know, but he has definite swagger. I think I'll go fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah... me too.

Girl 3: I'm DTF

Girl 4: I want his swagger inside me.

by John Buynak August 23, 2011

Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

swagger

Regarding a previous definition of "swagger":
A person who is not from the big band era that listens to new swing music, their favorite band is usually Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra. Can been seen wearing a cheep suit and a cheesy hat.

That swagger is so gay. He was dancing all night long at the Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra concert.

*Correct spelling: SETZER

by Maddie Ad July 23, 2008

swagger dagger

Noun:One swag ass dick, lady killers ultimate tool
verb: getting a chick so turned on during fore play that she throws out the rule book I.e. No intercourse ,no anal, tit jobs ect.

Gurl he stabbed me in the back with that swagger dagger

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

Swage

Origin Honduras: (1) Something so screwed, damaged or ridiculous that it becomes more funny or embarrassing than annoying. (2) A quality of work so low that it looks like an intoxicated 3rd grader did it. (3) Something that was done so poorly with the best of intentions that you could not do it as poorly if you were trying to.

(1) The removal of the nice white paint for the baby puke green was a swage idea.
(2) His spelling on the signs was so swage that I had to take a picture and post it on my face book.

(3) The Mismanagement of the whole project was swage to all who were below him.

by angry assistant August 22, 2010