When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
by Marky Benjamin June 06, 2010
Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
by Balkman January 09, 2009
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
by Heat seeker September 06, 2021
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 22, 2012
by GC BLAKK August 14, 2008