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KC Surprise

A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.
I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.
by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019
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Frosties Surprise

When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.
“What’s that Girl doing over there?”
“Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”
by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019
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Aussie Surprise

When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
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Messiah Surprise

A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.
Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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Shaq Surprise

The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
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james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.
Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not
by Theredbullet May 24, 2017
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Sink Surprise

When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!
by Moenrtostatlaue February 18, 2018
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