stalker

A stalker is someone who says "You belong to me and I have your soul"...OR "Your mine and I won't let anyone have you." He also points out that he knows everything about you and questions on a daily basis "Did you fuck anyone?" He follows you around like he has no sense. He becomes
threatening when you ignore him or show no interest. He has his friends(errand boys) keep tabs on you...they report everything to your stalker. He acts like there was a relationship...when there was none. And he gets off on creeping you out or pissing you off...as long as you don't
ignore him. ANY attention ...even negative attention is a good thing to a stalker. BUT DO NOT IGNORE THEM...they can't stand that. They are normally possessive,obsessive and just plain delusional.

John "Hey Helena...I know everything about you!"
Elena: "What are you talking about?"
John: "Go ahead...ask me any question"
Elena: "Dude..your really creepy."
John: "Yeah, well...YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!"
Elena: "FUCK OFF WIERDO!"
John: "But I love you!"
Elena: "Hey Susan..your friend John is like a stalker!"

by Kaylani November 30, 2006

Stalkarazzi

noun. - 1. a person who follows anyone around with their camera and start taking pictures.
2. a stalking paparazzi.

3. a psyco ex-boyfriend or boyfriend who has nothing better to do but just follows you around.
Verb. - 1. stalking and taking pictures at the same time.

example 1. My psyco ex-boyfriend is a stalkarazzi.

example 2. I am going to call the cops on your stalkarrazzi ass.

stalker, paparazzi

by Masina Leota February 22, 2009

Chat Stalker

(eng.)One who lurks in chatrooms stalking about with cheap excuses for wit and/or charm to attempt to allure, entice, or even come close to the idea of enducing a chat romance of some sort,sexual activity which is clearly not wanted, no warranted, and quite frowned upon

"Y!Stalkers are so easy to spot, ask the girls in here.."

by FAH_Q April 6, 2005

stalker skank

a girl who doesn't allow other girls to even look at her ex-boyfriend, let alone speak to him. She's controllive of someone she can't have anymore.

Person1: I really like Mark.
Person2: Then ask him out.
Person1: Nah, his ex-girlfriend is a stalker skank.

by hailey_halfbreed July 7, 2007

stalker

Someone that is obsessed with a person. Watching and noticing every part and piece on your body. A person that craves attention so they stalk you because they want the same attention. A person with great interest and finds everything about you remarkable yet have no idea who you are.

Bob(the stalker):Hi Kelly
Kelly: Who is this person

by Ashley Morrison December 12, 2003

Sunbird Stalker

The infamous ‘Predatory Stalker’ that explicitly targeted the Durham Region during the 1960’s. Although these attacks were generally isolated in the Durham Region, there have been reports of similar incidents across Ontario, spanning as far west as Windsor and as far east as Kingston. The Sunbird Stalker was eventually caught in the Limestone City where he was sent to the Kingston Penitentiary.

The Sunbird Stalker’s true alias is unknown to the public, as authorities silenced this particular case almost immediately after his capture. To this date stories of his existence are told as ghost stories and around campfires by youth in the region.

*One foggy Halloween night, two boys are Trick-or-Treating on old Sunbird Street *

Youcef: Dude lets not go to this one… this is the house where the Sunbird Stalker lived!
Cory: Relax man… there hasn’t been a murder here in years.
Youcef: Do you know who lives in this place now?
Cory: Rumour has it the Singh's do.

by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 23, 2010

Mail Stalking

When someone harrasses you through the mail.

Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!

Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?

by Akina-Sama June 17, 2008