Stapléton

When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".

"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."

by POBox December 7, 2009

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stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011

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stacy mahoney

Stacy Mahoney: a nasty two faced over generic bitch who will stab you in the back and run her mouth . Usually they don't have many men after them due to them being so replusive. It's nice to hear when one actually gets a man and not fuck'n' chucked like the rest of them, Stacy mahoneys usually take pride in a life they hadn't lived or taken small part in ( example: thinks they are "hard" or "street" because there boyfriend did drugs...)

whoa that girls a stacy Mahoney

by candy_lovingbitchh November 13, 2014

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Stacy

Basically a whore
A Stacy is really flirty, heterosexual, white female.
She has large round breasts (presumably fake) and a "I will fuck you right now" personality

Male1: Damn! Look at that girls ass!
Male2: Oh! That's just Stacy.

by Quinn4thewin January 13, 2017

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