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Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.
L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008
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Standatory

This means the combination of;
1) Standard (comes as)
2) Mandatory (has to be done)

= has to be done as it comes?
(like every other struggle in life)
It's STANDATORY to expect these things!
by Hottie_Jeki_xmwahx March 3, 2009
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stanjaf

a person that fails to do what thay say thay are going to do
"flipping heck thats twenty times now that blokes not turned up, what a fu**ing pest" "well i told you he was a stanjaf"
by w&f May 4, 2009
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Stantatinic

Scary in a fantastically awesomely weird way.
Did he/she just ask you out? And you like him/her back...That's kinda stantatinic, you know?
by Dark Queen of No Where August 6, 2009
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standatory

A cross between standard and mandatory.
Standard: an established norm or requirement
Mandatory: obligatory; compulsory
A performance car having a loud exhaust is standatory
by dukeofhazz August 6, 2010
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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Standard Swag

Joe: 'That guy looks fresh again'
Tom: 'he has standard swag'
by Soph.White December 19, 2011
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