Standatory

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This means the combination of;
1) Standard (comes as)
2) Mandatory (has to be done)

= has to be done as it comes?
(like every other struggle in life)

It's STANDATORY to expect these things!

Standatory by Hottie_Jeki_xmwahx March 3, 2009

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standatory

A cross between standard and mandatory.
Standard: an established norm or requirement
Mandatory: obligatory; compulsory

A performance car having a loud exhaust is standatory

standatory by dukeofhazz August 6, 2010

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Statuatory Crush

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.

Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.

Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009

statuatory rape

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Statuatory Vape

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.

"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"

Statuatory Vape by greggers33 July 24, 2015

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Skankatory

A place where skanks congregate to be skanky. See Julian and Page

Julian: Page did you go to the skankatory last night?
Page: Hell ya! I went and got 2 std's from 5 guys I don't even know!
Julian: Sweet!!

*both high five, then proceed to go back to his place*

Skankatory by juliage June 24, 2009

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Stagnatory

verb (used without object), stagnated, stagnating, slowing down, losing speed

With the loss of oil profits, the small midwest town dropped into a stagnatory economic drought.

Stagnatory by kevinschmidt March 9, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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