drive-by screwdrivering

The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.

On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.

by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006

screw puppy

see fuck buddy

Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...

Want to be my screw puppy??!!!

by Sottises March 18, 2005

Screwed with a capital F

Fucked.

Person: "Ahh I have a twenty page essay due tomorrow and I didn't even start yet!"
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."

by Smash360 April 14, 2010

Screw yourself

To go fuck yourself. Insert your penis into your asshole, or your finger into your titty blob.

Go screw yourself, Dave, and get the fuck out of my house!

by AnonymousDefinition January 5, 2015

Screwhead

Someone who is defined incompetent to using common logic, and using their common senses.

Also known to examplify idiocy, and known for that "spaced out" look when nothing is going on.

Bill: "Tommy you fucking screwhead, why did you set the bomb upside down?"

Tommy: "Fuck man I wasn't looking!"

by Chemich August 6, 2009

jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.

I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.

by Chris Ci Walker May 7, 2007

Chopped and Screwed

Getting rejected and screwed over.

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.

by zkay May 21, 2009