Spite Matchup

A spite matchup is matching up a character you spite against an overpowered character just to see the character you spite get absolutely demolished or bullied so you can feel better.

Man this matchup is so one sided! At this point its just a spite matchup just to hate and slander!

by SlangDemon March 15, 2026

Spoefie

as jy skommel en poef, gelyktydig

ek was moeg toe gaan vang en gou n spoefie

by Gielie123 May 23, 2025

Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025

Spode

When you officially throw your two cents into the democracy pot, usually by bubbling in a circle, pushing a button, or standing in line wondering if this is really going to change anything.

Player 1: Hey, let’s vote to leave
Player 2: Did you say Spode?
Player 1: Yea totally…

by RustyCat June 14, 2025

Spoke rider

One who prefers the backside of either gender.

Back in college, I was an avid spoke rider.

by Mikeywoowooh August 1, 2025

spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.

I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting

by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025

to spoken

An ironic expression of someone's ability to properly speak English. Created as an irony towards those who cannot, that is towards those who do not "speak" but "spoken"

Heard this Russian's gibberish? The fucker needs to learn how to spoken

by Barenbaum June 19, 2017