Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.

*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

by Androk January 7, 2019

Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008

shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.

That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.

by Robster Dean June 26, 2008

Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Spoon butt

A butt that looks like a spoon and or acorn. You can find spoon butts in the wild ranging anywhere from the obese to mothers or just straight up grannies. Woah.

Billy: hey jon is that your mom?
Jon: yeah?
Billy: damn son she got an extreme spoon butt!

by Dogsweaterr June 21, 2014