sperm nugget

Someone who craves there ass to be nutted on

That chick is a huge sperm nugget she begged me to nut on her ass

by Coon vanrheen October 29, 2017

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy

Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

iced sperm

ice cream, or corpse ejaculate

lets' go down to cold bone and get some iced sperm!

the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse

ah need me some iced sperm

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Sperm Bandit

A guy who sperms in random places and doesn't clean up the mess or tell anyone he came there.

Dude eric had sex with that girl in your basement 2 weeks ago and didn't do anything about it. What? he's a sperm bandit!

by poopshooter33 January 31, 2010

poison sperm

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006

sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008