Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009

Yellow Socked

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

ball sock

A sock to cover your balls

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today

by Rubber ducky 166 January 2, 2017

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.

"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."

by Milk sock November 24, 2019

Oreo Socks

When one is wearing both a white sock on one foot and a black sock on the other.

Dude, my laundry wasn't finished before school this morning, so I'm stuck with oreo socks.

by staysludge904 August 29, 2009