sacker

A high-school sub-genera of people who are always in the corner or off to the side playing hackey-sack. They are really into their game trying to keep the hackey-sack going and will not let anyone else play except their fellow sackers. Alot of times they will wear Ear Flap Hats and have renaissance type shoes and backpacks.

Kid,"Hey can play hackey-sack?"
Sacker,"No get out of here!"
Kid,"Stupid sacker."

by sacker hater February 13, 2009

closet sucker

A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.

I never knew Peter liked to suck cock, he was a real closet sucker.

by Ryan Big D September 16, 2007

what a shocker

phrase denoting utmost surprise at a certain event or happening. can also be used as sarcasm.

"dammit my car just got stolen"
"what a shocker"

by Stuart Sutton November 22, 2007

Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

Sex

Suicide

Suicidal Sex

A-Rod's post-season record'

by Pseudo-Tairy October 31, 2009

soccer mom

Soccer moms usually are 40 year old ladys-- excuse me, whores who got knocked up by some douchebag. Most of the time they sign they're litle 12 year old kids to comunity center soccer legues, so they're rooms are filled with plastic trophies that kid doesn't care about. Soccer moms also have organizations that heavly support groups such as: RIAA, ESRB, Parental Advisory, Peta, Green-Peace and "WWF." Because of this support many things have been restricked from young audiences.

Soccer moms also drive shity SUV vehicles like Dodge Caravan's and Mercury, and what you will usually find in those cars are sports equipement, toys and other lame stuff.

If a poor child in Africa is starving to death blame it on the soccer mom down the street.

by SweanKimerson September 4, 2006

Soccer AM

the best Tv program. Talks about footy every week, its not american !!!!! and it has FIXTURES MAN ON IT !!!!! Saturdays--
Sky Sports 1 -- 9:00-12:00

"Like theeeeeese" - Fixtures man

by blackmime October 11, 2004

soccer slut

A soccer slut is a girl who sleeps with as many soccer players as possible, including but not limited to the referee, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "ball bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "soccer bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player. Soccer sluts are very similar to hockey whores.

Kandi is a soccer slut.

Dee is a soccer milf.

Bonnie is a hockey whore.

by mecicon March 15, 2008