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Sleepy Snowman

The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
by Gregory J. Williams January 9, 2009
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Nigger Snowblower

When a person is too lazy to shovel their driveway so they just drive over it a bunch of times in their ghetto cruiser to flatten it out, often getting stuck at the end of it.
"Hey, did you see the neighbor try to use his nigger snowblower? He got stuck so bad it took 4 people to push him out!"
by TheManwiththePlanhellyeah December 19, 2008
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snoink

Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.
Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!
by Xander March 6, 2005
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crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.
The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!
by fugitive May 12, 2007
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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.
Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.
by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004
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snotting around

partaking in pointless or aimless activity; fooling around
"stop all this snotting around and get back to work!"
by Polo March 9, 2007
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