Sessionstaffel

The U.S. Department of Justice under Jeff Sessions, who had a woman arrested and convicted for laughing at him.

You vill not mock die Sessionstaffel!

by Catty McGee May 4, 2017

session

It is a code word that girls can use to tell other chicks they need to take a crap without guys knowing. It allows guys to maintain the fantasy that women are prefect, do not talk about poop or use the bathroom.

"Man, Sarah I really need a session, do you think you can drop me at my house and I will meet up with you guys later?"

by Valdeisum September 3, 2005

snass

snatch and ass, snatch and ass

snass abounds...only on the good nights

by bruno puntz jones January 22, 2005

session

A group of people, a crew maybe, going out to graffiti. Sometimes shortened to 'sesh'

1/ let's go on a bombing sesh

by HeDgEs18 July 16, 2008

smessed

When you receive an SMS or TEXT message.

"Danielle just smessed me."

by Meecher December 31, 2004

dangle session

Completely merking someobody's titties in sports, gaming, etc.

Dude how you doing over there. Pretty much just dangled seshed that mutherfucker.

Dude you just hit up that dangle session in this mutherfucker.

by TittieMerker3000 March 4, 2009

Nigerian Prayer Session

When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife

Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.

by Loudog198469 October 15, 2015