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Slum Snack

A type of snack that is considered a last resort. When all the good snacks are gone, you are forced to fill your appetite with only slum snacks.

Slum: Verb, \"sləm"\ to go somewhere or do something that might be considered beneath one's station —sometimes used with it
Snack: Noun, \ ˈsnak \; a light meal : food eaten between regular meals
Johnny looked into the cupboard when he was hungry and to his dismay, found nothing but slum snacks.
by JOvan_Jabbari24 May 13, 2020
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Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
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Snack Captain

Ellen is the best snack captain, she packed subs for lunch, almonds, and ice tea.
by JulieDonair July 15, 2022
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sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.
Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.
by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022
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Goose Snack

You last night I got the Goose Snack! It was epic
by Goose Snack November 3, 2021
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Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten
Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!
by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021
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Courtney snack

Courtney snack is someone with daddy and or mommy issues most likely in the closet, we see you sweetie.
by Unfortunately101 June 25, 2021
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