ghetto smack

when you hit someone with anything

i gave that bitch a ghetto smack with a brick

by the December 12, 2004

sally smack

This act of dominance is similar to Molly-whopping, but instead of using the dick, you use your ball sack for the smacking.

"Dude, she wouldn't shut up or make me a sammich, so i just whipped out my package and sally smacked the woman!

by TheSallySmackingSexPony April 20, 2010

turd smack

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

by Crystal Ernsting July 15, 2006

smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.

I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.

by pie master August 12, 2006

Smack Happy

Holding down a tiny midget and beating it with a clothes hanger until it admits that all midgets can get there own damn job after they're eighteen years old and move out of my damn house. I'll show you all one day midgets. Mark my words!!!!!!

"I got smack happy on that midget last night!"

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007

Counter-Smack

nickname for the online team-based shooter "Counter-Strike." Similar in structure and meaning to the popular EverQuest nickname EverCrack. Refers to the addictive nature of the game.

Steve played fifty hours of Counter-Smack this week!

by Flaming Moose December 07, 2004