Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020

Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

Slippery Timmy

Any sex act involving the use of a poker chip as an instrument of penetration, said sex act naturally requiring significant amounts of lube.

I was keeping up while the class was talking parlays and hardways but when they got to Slippery Timmys I knew i needed to find a real casino.

by FunkyTuba January 30, 2021

Slippery Kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo in someones asshole and blowing into it to get them high.

want to do a slippery kazoo?

by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023

Slip and Slide

another way to say KYS/KMS

Nick: They said we eat too much
Malena: I hope you slip and slide

Nick: These new regulations make me want to slip and slide

by realchatter September 25, 2023

toby slippers

A new and unusually unattractive pair of athletic shoes. Generally, but not limited to, incorporating high-tech materials or gaudy color combinations.

Jason has just declared himself a loser by wearing those toby slippers.

by rubber meats the road March 20, 2008

Derekian Slip

When your clothes become very loose and slip off. This is a randomly occurring phenomenon but most frequently happens under the influence of alcohol.

How was your night last night man?

Good, though late that night I had a Derekian Slip and ended running naked through my girlfriend's neighborhood.

by ride1911 June 2, 2010