Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.

"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"

by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

situationally agnostic

To not care or have indifference to a decision or outcoming of a circumstance.

I am totally situationally agnostic if you crash at my place or not
Situationally agnostic people are pretty chill

by rickbb August 2, 2014

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

shitsolation

The crushing feeling of loneliness one sometimes receives while defecating alone in an isolated environment.

I gotta tell you, Jim, I am happy we're poop buddies now; I was suffering from shitsolation pretty bad in that new spacious bathroom.

Wilma always waits to go to the restroom with her girlfriends, I think she suffers from shitsolation issues.

by The Turd Burglar of Wisconsin October 26, 2017