Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

Shelfie

A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic

"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."

"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."

by RwjKnowsStuff August 22, 2017

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Taken off the shelf

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

Book on a shelf

An agreement between two best friends stating that they will not speak about a sex act committed between both of them.

"Do you remember that book on a shelf?"

by V0S December 1, 2016

sex on a shelf

Sex on a shelf or "shelf sex" tends to be a guy-girl pairing in a sort of FWB relationship. In this case, the guy can hit up the girl any time and she is always there for sexual activity. Basically the best thing for any horny guy. Similar to a booty call.

Jessica said that her and Michael were friends with benefits, but she was just sex on a shelf to Michael. It was basically all about him.

by pseudope3 May 29, 2017

Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".

That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!

by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004