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Methew Shardson

Methew Shardson
(noun): A charismatic, upbeat individual who’s always high, living life freely and without shame. As a functional meth head, Methew shatters stereotypes with humor, positivity, and unwavering authenticity. Advocating for harm reduction and breaking the stigma surrounding meth, Methew shows that you can be happy, productive, and unapologetically yourself.
"Ay bro, You’re channeling some serious Methew Shardson energy right now!"
by Methew Shardson December 12, 2024
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S shearing

A genius technique invented by the great C4 namer. It mainly utilises the forgotten art of gooning and doomscrolling. You also must watch one year of singing 24/7
You S shearing all the time that’s y ur so cool.
by Kdmdmd April 7, 2025
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The Shardy affect/effect

yes effect or affect because the shardy affect/effect is when a man or woman finds people who are potentially attracted to them or even the slightest bit attracted to them(cute) and manipulates them unconsciously making you think the world is yours when really it’s all a similar situation to a genjutsu and you hold no power except defeat
from the perspective of the “shardy” the shardy affect/effect is when a person who is the slightest bit attracted to you even just thinking you look cute can easily be manipulated, making them think u are giving them the world and you are all they need in life gaslighting and ego boosting them with toxic love for example hype them up for 2 days in a row telling them how attractive they are and the 3rd day act like they are just “ighh” then proceed to follow up the next day by telling them u apologize if u came off rude your just “going through a lot” and proceed to hype them up eventually you will do this unconsciously and their love will grow uncontrollably for you to the point where they will do anything for you.
by mikel sanchez August 12, 2025
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Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level
If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen
by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025
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Pruning Shearing

Cindy and Marsha got together for a quicke and did some deep pruning shearing.
by Himeyjones November 8, 2025
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wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.
Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.
by QuacksO November 18, 2025
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pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.
The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.
by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025
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