Sheadon

The love of my life, litrally one of the funniest/weirdest people. They are adorable in all ways. Probably gay

"Dude I met this super cute girl!"
"Whats her name?"
"I dont know but it might as well be sheadon"

by King sire ||| April 2, 2021

sheat

mix between a cheat and a shit

that sheat stole my answer

by RDAWGG October 11, 2008

penal sheath

The holdster (Ballsack) for the man rifle(cock)

That dudes penal sheath was so small it couldnt hold is rifle

by 2ndRedd April 4, 2009

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 22, 2003

sheather

A sheath is synonym for foreskin. A sheather is a person poseesing the foreskin.

Dave pulled down his pants and everyone saw his sheather. The skin was floppy like an old man.

by David Chernard September 26, 2005

wreath-sheath

When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.

He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.

by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005

Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*

by FTM2009 June 29, 2009