semen

Waylon Smithers: "I don't think women and seamen go together, sir
C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think, Smithers".

REAL men don't eat quiche - or semen...

by contlogs August 20, 2003

semen demon

a man that constantly loves to ejaculate by himself or all over his partner due to the fact that he has a huge load to show off with.

Can you please stop ejaculating on me like a semen demon!

by talleres December 7, 2010

semens

a computer company that makes many many WHITE computers. located in atlanta GA

i drove by semens the other day to pick up my new WHITE computer.

by dilbaid84583 June 8, 2009

Semen's Burial

The sexual practice where a man holds a woman upside down and she sucks him off and chokes on the payload of sperm. It may also come out the womans' nose.

Last night Charlotte gave me a semen's burial but had to stop she choked on my spunk.

by CoinneachWatches'TheOneShow' January 9, 2010

Semenmancy

A type of divination where a guy jacks off over a flat surface and then the pattern the semen maked is read in order to tell there future ect.

If you want to know the future go to see John. He's into semenmancy.

by Deep blue 2012 August 13, 2010

semenite

That thing you get when you jack off way too hard so that when you jizz, you can only squirt out tiny sprits every few seconds.

After masturbating WAY too hard, I could only manage to get out a few semenites.

by stikkky December 28, 2011

semen werewolf

Relating to a person who aggressively seeks out sex wee, either based on Lunar desire, or just rabbid lust.

Looks like Nichola needs to feed.
Semen werewolfs out again

by blackbeardy January 19, 2014