Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

by RoidRage January 2, 2010

Seasonal Tsunami

The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day

Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.

by Bilham December 9, 2010

season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.

dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!

by 3Wishes March 5, 2011

Sebastian Seahorse

The act of jacking off your horse while poring salt water all down your partner's back.

Eew! Stephen, this guy just told me that he liked giving sebastian seahorses!

by PaperZombee July 17, 2011

Seaslut

A variation on the common slut. One of the many, many scantily clad girls that can be found in abundance on any boardwalk. They are most commonly found on the Jersey shore.

Dude, look at those seasluts... there must be hundreds of them

by John California April 16, 2017

sebastian sezonenko

A Russian boy that sells sqwinchers

Sebastian Sezonenko is a Russian boy that sells sqwinchers.

by RUSSIAN BOY June 15, 2017

Sebastian

Sebastian is the most handsom guy you will ever find in the hole univers. He is a total pussy destroyer and has a massiv dick. He gets every girl in school and has sex all day every day. He also likes to spend time on the beach and help out in Africa. He always has massiv abs and massiv biceps and he also has the most amazing hair ever ever ever

Her: i want to fuck him so bad like OMG

Her's friend: Yeahs he makes me so horny He is a total Sebastian

Her: i want to fuck him so bad like OMG

Her's friend: Yeahs he makes me so horny He is a total sebastian

by Try me bitch August 17, 2018