Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017

The Mistress of Seduction

A game popular among the younger of the intelligence community. The game consists of 4 to 10 players of the same gender. You start by writing the names of people of the opposite gender(Usually In a relationship) on pieces of paper and you all take one at random. Once you have your name you have 72 hours (this time can vary) to sleep with (the goal can change) the last to succeed pays for dinner for everyone (can also change).

Let’s play “The Mistress of Seduction” for next weeks dinner.

by Charon1 December 4, 2020

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Super Sigma Seducer

Someone who hits on all of the new members within a greek life organization.

Michael: Hey, new member? Do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie?
Sami: Wow, you're such a super sigma seducer. You know I'm not gay, Michael?
Michael: Oh, my bad.

by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

Sourant's Seizure

A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.

We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024