Man Secret

Secret only told to other men.

She's not allowed to know, it's a man secret.

by Fegget April 29, 2015

secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life

Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.

by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007

secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!

Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!

by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008

Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken

I swear they're secret lesbians

by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.

"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016