schlitzckus

a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.

Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.

by FALCPA January 23, 2011

Schlitterblumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin in a Schlitterbahn bathroom.

"There are some dirty MILFS at Schlitterbahn that gave me a Schlitterblumpkin.

by BillyWonka June 17, 2011

Schitzilla

What Bongo leaves in the toilet.

Bongo left a huge stinky schitzilla in the bathroom and clogged up the toilet!

by In2Deep October 12, 2011

schlitzkrieged

To get completely wasted on the cheap beer

I stuck to drinking shots but Jake got totally schlitzkrieged on some Old Milwaukee last night.

by sistergoldenhair January 7, 2013

Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)

Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten

by Schmittey May 24, 2013

scenituation

A unique scenario involving a specific situation.

That thing chicks do in their head.

What we did for the creation of this definition.

Three mexicans were walking down the street in predominantly white neighborhoodwhen they got pulled over by a police officer. They thought they were in the quite the scenituation. It turns out the police officer just wanted to return the wallet one of them had dropped a block back

by TheUs August 4, 2013

schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013