scamee

a person who is the subject of a scam or swindle particularly by email.

one who has been scammed or swindled.

The person executing the scam is henceforth referred to as the "scammer." The victim as the "scamee."

by genericwaz January 17, 2010

scapecat

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

Scapegoaties

Legend says that during the legendary Greek War, a mystical creature was born. It's name was Scapegoaties. It all started when a farmer was trying to escape the sufferings of the Greek War. He loaded all his supplies and his two goats in a boat and ventured off into the sea. A couple feet into the sea, he realized that he was sinking because there were too many items on the boat. He quickly went to one of the goats and cast him overboard. The goat drowned and was passed into the underworld. Aries, the God of War looked into the goat's soul and saw resentment and sadness and decided to use him as his own goat warrior. Aries went to the God of the Underworld, Hades, to strike a deal. The deal was to bring back the goat to life in exchange for souls that the goat warrior would bring back. Hades accepted and brought him back to life under the command of Aries, the body of a fish, and the signature of Hades, a goatee. Now every one thousand years, Scapegoaties rises from the sea, comes into countries and destroys them by looking into each and every person's souls.

You Shall Die in the Name of the Scapegoaties!!

by LilTinkTink October 18, 2013

sergian scale

Classic sergian scale. A system to rate the beauty of women from 1 to 10, in which even the most beautiful ones have a low score. Named after a student who was able to find defects in every women. A high score in the sergian scale means that a woman is gorgeous beyond all measure.

Urgency to get laid gave way to the modified sergian scale, which is a less restrictive one.

Mr L: That chick was a 9
Mr T: In which scale?
Mr L: Sergian...
Mr T: Classic or modified?
Mr L: Classic...
Mr T: No way...

by mister ti June 6, 2005

Kliph Scale

Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking

A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".

A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.

1. (Kliph Scale passing by)

Rob: Kliph Scale!

Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.

2. (At the Office)

Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?

Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6

Rob: Na, at least a 7

by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009

Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)

GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.

by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010

scabby scaley

When you have a huge scab and its pretty much like fish scales.

Gabby always gets these gross scabby scaleys. Don't peal those scabby scaleys! Careful not to skid on the ground, you'll get a scabby scaley.

by heyitsAL December 10, 2010