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Scapegoaties

Legend says that during the legendary Greek War, a mystical creature was born. It's name was Scapegoaties. It all started when a farmer was trying to escape the sufferings of the Greek War. He loaded all his supplies and his two goats in a boat and ventured off into the sea. A couple feet into the sea, he realized that he was sinking because there were too many items on the boat. He quickly went to one of the goats and cast him overboard. The goat drowned and was passed into the underworld. Aries, the God of War looked into the goat's soul and saw resentment and sadness and decided to use him as his own goat warrior. Aries went to the God of the Underworld, Hades, to strike a deal. The deal was to bring back the goat to life in exchange for souls that the goat warrior would bring back. Hades accepted and brought him back to life under the command of Aries, the body of a fish, and the signature of Hades, a goatee. Now every one thousand years, Scapegoaties rises from the sea, comes into countries and destroys them by looking into each and every person's souls.
You Shall Die in the Name of the Scapegoaties!!
Scapegoaties by LilTinkTink October 18, 2013
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Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.
Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.

scapegoatse 

one who is being accused by a tremendous asshole for gross assholery, regardless of whether they have committed an act of assholishness, in order to deflect attention from the accusing asshole's asshole behavior.
Kanye West became a scapegoatse for George W. Bush, when Bush blamed West for the all time worst moment of his presidency.
scapegoatse by Loco Luko November 5, 2010

Scapegoating 

Scapegoating is when you blame something on an innocent person that will get you in trouble with other people. In some cases people enjoy being scapegoated, but on the other hand bare mans get vexed about it, get me?
Example:
(FARTTT!!!)
Josh: Urghh, Reff your disgusting mate, your constantly farting mate, sort it out!
Reffold: Wtf man? That wasn't even me it was you!!! Ohh your such a scapegoating bastard!!!

Scapegoater

a person who blames others for their own wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults.
John: It's the banks fault I went bankrupt. They gave me all those loans.

Peter: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. You're exhibiting scapegoater like behaviours.
Scapegoater by FastWolf August 16, 2022

Scapegoating 

Relations involving multiple people and their abominations. Usually done in positions where the man is behind the female.
John and Sarah are always scapegoating after school.
Scapegoating by Scapegoaterkr January 20, 2010

totes my scapegoats 

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.
"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."