Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

Scandalitch

That one bitch everyone knows that no one wants to fuck because she's ugly as hell, but yet she has 5 kids and you ask, 'Who the hell is fucking you?'

I wouldn't touch that shit with your dick.

Me either. She has more kids than Daddy Day Care. That's a scandalitch.

by Winglet81 July 18, 2018

scandalery

1)False claims made to get clout
2)False claims made to ruin someone’s reputation
3)When the truth gets thrown at you but you can’t accept it

Ryland: where are all of the la-croix?
Morgan: I threw them out cus they’re disgusting
Ryland: you did not. What is this scandalery?

by TanaThot69 July 28, 2018

Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.

Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer

by stfusamuel September 19, 2018

Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

by Sirius666 October 15, 2018

scandleous

Publicly-humiliating with regards to something involving wax-and-wick light-emitters.

I hear that the local museum "updated" its "genuine 'n' authentic" 19th-century chandelier with electric bulbs --- how scandleous!

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

scandalous

Is a type of personality when it comes to the streets

Ricky was scandalous in his youth

by rafael e Reyes November 18, 2018