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Smoked Salmon 

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
Smoked Salmon by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Washington salmon farm 

When one puts caviar in the rectum then puts anus to vagina much like a boat docking, then pushes the caviar into the vagina impregnating the woman with the fish eggs mush like salmon in Washington state
I need to buy cavier, I’m gonna Washington salmon farm this bitch

Alaskan Salmon Bake 

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.
Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
Alaskan Salmon Bake by Eagle80 September 3, 2025

chewing the salmon 

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon
you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

Like a Salmon 

to do something, absolutly anything and say like a salmon afterwards......
#1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,

#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!

#3 oh man i did her like a salmon

northern atlantic pink salmon 

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.
BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)