tossing the salad

Analingus. Specifically, mouth-to-anus contact of a sexual nature. Orgin often attributed to prison.

Person A: "How was your date last night?"
Person B: "Not bad, I took her home and we fooled around, but while I was eating her out she asked me to toss her salad too."

by i really shouldn't know this, but i do December 27, 2004

tossing a salad

to eat a persons asshole with jelly or syrup. can be prior to or following anal sex.

tony tossed ryans salad, and his girl friend video taped.

by ell January 3, 2004

toss the salad

eating a bunghole

"You know what they make you do in County? Toss the Salad!!"

by Jay and Silent Bob September 6, 2003

side salad

refers to smoking marijuana when one uses many other drugs as well.

i've already done heroin today and i dont feel like doing cocaine. time for a little side salad.

by dwagz August 10, 2009

Valid Salad

The interjected exclamation following a statement that is true, or that the speaker of the phrase agrees with. Phrase use should have absolutely no correlation to food, as the irony is lost...

"My girlfriend is the stupidest girl in town."
"Why, man?"
"She doesn't know how to spell 'facetious'."
"Valid salad."

by danjdber September 11, 2009

Egg Salad

The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".

While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.

by MentholMan December 14, 2008

noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.

ill pwn you and your noob salad.

by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007