Beer Swap

While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.

We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.

by rKrDuDe265 January 1, 2010

European Brownie Swap

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.

"Dude, I saw these two dude doing a European Brownie Swap."
"Nasty."

by jdt13 August 17, 2011

stap

stap: a combination of stab and bap. Commonly used to beat the )*&@% out of others online.

<guy 1> Do these pants make me look fat?
<guy 2> ... *staps guy 1*

by Scott December 20, 2004

swap

to have extrodinary talent at shooting a basketball into a hoop. usually a synonym of having "J" or "jumper"

Yeah I'd pick Bob on our team, but I went Steve because, shit, he's got SWAP!

by silentparrot June 30, 2004

back-stap

When you staple a paper or anything else for that matter but you do it backwards so that the sharp ends are facing you.

The stapler is facing the opposite way.

by Smoothal April 25, 2005

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

swap hands

When you and your buddy are wanking off to porn together and you swap hands meaning you beat his dick and he beats yours at the same time

We should swap hands

Yeah bro
No homo
No home
Fap fap fap fap fap

by Ibeattheskinoffmydick February 1, 2018