Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017

Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.

I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

sloppy seth

When you rip a sloppy seth, its a messy shit and you obliterate your toilet. Mostly people rip sloppy seth after eating corn and mashed potatoes

Last night i creamed walmart's toilet with a sloppy seth

by apoorip October 20, 2017

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick

chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.

by robinslop November 5, 2017

sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.

John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017