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shammer

a lazy person who does nothing else all day long except whine and bitch at work, while getting as little done as possible done during the day. known to severely half-ass any work done, Genrally consisting of spics and sometimes niggers
"Not only is Alex a dumb spic, but he is such a shammer his nickname is Sir-Sham-Alot"'

"wat up Shammer"?

"cmon Shammer, quit shammin' and get back to work"
by Zaeea December 28, 2005
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ma'am slammed

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.
I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.
by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009
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scammer

A young individual who makes out with the opposite sex.
One who throws a scam or is scamming on someone. A way to explain the personality type of a potential hook up.
Can also grow up and still scam.
girlfriend A: so what do you think 'bout Billy-Bob?
girlfriend B: they may call him Billy-Bob, but he's a real
scammer!
by E to the o to the s July 7, 2006
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Sammers

Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
by ohmaisammiisahmazeing March 27, 2009
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slammed

to shut someone down hardcore with an insult or crack
Jon: damn your gay

Charlie: if you want my cumback, go scrape it off ur moms teeth...

Bob: SLAMMED!!!
by Danny March 5, 2005
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Slammered

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
by I_just_said_what? April 21, 2010
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stammeroid

When ecountering a case of the stammers, a stammeroid is the result of pushing too hard to get it out straight. It usually ends in an embarrasing verbal prolapse.
M-m-my f-friend is n-n-n-no-not <strain> c-cccc-cc-c-c-cooooo-cccoommmiauuwwarrrrghhgh splat.
by PaoloNZ August 27, 2005
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