Simp

A person that gives all of his attention to girls

Nivtz is such a simp! he always ditches us to talk to some hoes

by bboYoni February 12, 2022

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid

These are the types of retards usually 12-14 who think they are cool for being "trendy" and following/copying everything they see on tik tok in a desperate attempt to fit into society. These kids are comparable to zombies who are in denial and have no self-control in life. Lifeless husks are being controlled mostly by liberal media who offer little to no free speech in order to bend these poor children to their wills. The kids in this category don't realize this and are practically brainwashed into believing everything that they see and hear on these platforms is the truth and will do anything to defend their actions against free thinkers who oppose their retarded ideals. They are mostly attention seekers who wish to spread their foolish ideals onto anyone they feast their eyes on. Every one of them has some sort of simping tendency but usually too pussy to go on a real date and instead online date someone that lives 5000 miles away in some unknown third world country. In conclusion, these Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kids are just minions who cannot think for themselves and become followers instead of leaders in life.

P.S Their favorite music is rap and its nearly impossible to convince them otherwise. (this is most likely because it has a lot of gibberish words that go into their heads and brainwash them even further than they already are. Its kind of like nicotine for these types of kids)

Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid: Stop trying to be different than everyone else.

Human With An Actual Brain: "Wall Gif"

by Savage123274726 December 5, 2021

Simp

A simp is a beta male that acts in a submissive/subservient manner to any woman for just a hint of the cooch. Common names for a simp include lachlan and billy.

“Who’s that guy holding that girls coat”
“Oh it’s Billy the simp!”

by willsfuzzygonads February 29, 2020

Simp

You lol

You are a simp

by Squidwardslover6969 May 9, 2020

Simpdaddy

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

SIMBY

SIMBY - stick in my back yard.

The SIMBY crowd go to city hall and get everything they want including parks and recreational facilities, libraries, schools, museums, mass transit, street landscaping, and other community amenities.

I guess it's a little refreshing to the politicians to have a break from the NIMBY who are not happy with anything.

by mlhiss May 13, 2008

CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.

Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy

by ElongMusty March 27, 2022