This is the lyrics of the Popular meme "Luigi sells sea shells." Orginated from "Renn - Money game part 2."
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
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If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
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Get the Your selling mug.This little padowan has the sexual stamina of a whale. After a stressing day at college, he goes home for a power wank with vaseline handy. He uses pictures of a girl he once met at a bonfire to keep him 'stood to attention'. He also visits the world of warcraft to engage in conversation with milfs and gays alike, both giving im tips on how to reach new levels of sensation, one being sticking his finger up his anus as he reaches climax.
guy 1: hey sellers, what are you doing after college
sellers: im going home to experiment with myself
naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play diablo III together
sellers: im going home to experiment with myself
naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play diablo III together
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Get the You buying what I'm selling? mug.Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"
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2. A smooth operating male that seeks to impress females by giving them false promises, referring to the girl as 'sweetheart', 'honey' and 'babe'.
3. Brandon Novak's nickname.
2. A smooth operating male that seeks to impress females by giving them false promises, referring to the girl as 'sweetheart', 'honey' and 'babe'.
3. Brandon Novak's nickname.
1. A dream seller got arrested.
2. The dream seller picked up a cutie by saying he was going to marry her and get them a house in the mountains.
3. The Dream Seller told a funny story on radio bam last monday.
2. The dream seller picked up a cutie by saying he was going to marry her and get them a house in the mountains.
3. The Dream Seller told a funny story on radio bam last monday.
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