This little padowan has the sexual stamina of a whale. After a stressing day at college, he goes home for a power wank with vaseline handy. He uses pictures of a girl he once met at a bonfire to keep him 'stood to attention'. He also visits the world of warcraft to engage in conversation with milfs and gays alike, both giving im tips on how to reach new levels of sensation, one being sticking his finger up his anus as he reaches climax.
guy 1: hey sellers, what are you doing after college
sellers: im going home to experiment with myself
naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play diablo III together