a person, usually on runescape or neopets, that goes around scamming younge, impressionable noobs out of good things they might have found lying around...for example, i scam noobs on runescape out of pure hatered for noobs.
el stabby (me): hey imadouche109, how much money u got there?
imadouche109: uhh about 200k. i found it in lumby.
el stabby: pfft thats nothing kid, gimme the 200 and ill turn it into 200 million using my magic!
imadouche109: are u sure ur not a scammer?
el stabby: im sure
imadouche109: ok! sure! here u go!
(el stabby takes the money, and logs off)
imadouche109: uhh about 200k. i found it in lumby.
el stabby: pfft thats nothing kid, gimme the 200 and ill turn it into 200 million using my magic!
imadouche109: are u sure ur not a scammer?
el stabby: im sure
imadouche109: ok! sure! here u go!
(el stabby takes the money, and logs off)
by pot head370 September 16, 2008
Get the scammer mug.(Adverb)- 1. A scam that is so corrupt, that it is interesting for the reader to find news on and read about whenever more information is found. 2. When one receives something unwanted through the USPS, UPS, e-mail, or other means that you paid for by accident.
E.g. #1
Employee 1: "Did you read about that huge 300+ page AT&T bill for the iPhone users? Can you believe that? 300 pages".
Employee 2: "Yeah, I did. Totally scamalicious".
E.g. #2
Person 1: "I want a free XBOX360 too!"
Person 2: "No way man, don't do it. It's too scamalicious".
Employee 1: "Did you read about that huge 300+ page AT&T bill for the iPhone users? Can you believe that? 300 pages".
Employee 2: "Yeah, I did. Totally scamalicious".
E.g. #2
Person 1: "I want a free XBOX360 too!"
Person 2: "No way man, don't do it. It's too scamalicious".
by Morris Levy August 28, 2007
Get the Scamalicious mug.A mix of words scab and hamu. A term used to describe someone who always asks other people for their food or other items and never has their own. Pronounced Scar-Moo
by sha-boo-yah December 29, 2007
Get the Scamu mug.A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.
by jeff69_ October 8, 2008
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by scamerl February 5, 2010
Get the scamerl mug.Someone who tries to scam you via email after you list something on craiglist. They typically send you a form email requesting personal information so they can "arrange for payment". Normally they don't reference the specific item you listed but refer to it as "your product" or "your listing". Scamtards are worse than used car salesmen but not quite as bad a child molesters.
Sample email from a scamtard:
Hello,
Am Harry Danny, from Bronx in New York USA but am presently in United Kingdom, soon I will be Back after i execute my Company Assignment here, and am interested to buy Your item if only it’s still available for sale, well my method of payment is via Cashier check and as for the shipping I have a prepaid shipper that take care of all my shipping needs, so he will come over to your Destination for pick up because he is also picking some of my other item I purchase in the same city of yours, i will also like to know the Final Selling price for the Item, so if you are interested in Selling it to me, i would like you to give me the Final Selling price and feed me out with this information on how to mail the check to your destination.
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone Number:
Please withdraw the advert off to avoid disturbance from order buyers.
Regards
Harry Danny
Hello,
Am Harry Danny, from Bronx in New York USA but am presently in United Kingdom, soon I will be Back after i execute my Company Assignment here, and am interested to buy Your item if only it’s still available for sale, well my method of payment is via Cashier check and as for the shipping I have a prepaid shipper that take care of all my shipping needs, so he will come over to your Destination for pick up because he is also picking some of my other item I purchase in the same city of yours, i will also like to know the Final Selling price for the Item, so if you are interested in Selling it to me, i would like you to give me the Final Selling price and feed me out with this information on how to mail the check to your destination.
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone Number:
Please withdraw the advert off to avoid disturbance from order buyers.
Regards
Harry Danny
by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010
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