Egglaying Rubber Chicken

a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light

dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome

by JackHornThorpe May 1, 2008

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Ring around the Rubber

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.

My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.

by jaymax45 January 15, 2011

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Rubber forehead alien

A type of alien in science fiction that is portrayed by a man or woman wearing prosthetic makeup. Usually, these aliens look almost completely human, with the exception of certain facial features, such as enlarged noses, horns, ridged brows, etc. These are common in sci-fi tv shows that have low budgets, but they can also be a common sight in higher budget franchises such as Star Wars (the twi'lek, for example). This term can also apply to aliens from video games, a prime example being the Asari from Mass Effect.

Guy 1: The Asari from Mass Effect are such rubber forehead aliens.

Guy 2: That's nothing! What about Ka D'argo from Farscape?

by BatteryMaster June 3, 2016

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