pregnant richard

richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!

me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”

pregnant richard

by pregnant richard January 16, 2019

richard cranium

Another meaning for Dickhead

Paul; Hey Richard you good for golf this week
Steve; who is this Richard Guy?
Luke; You there Richard Cranium, we can call you dickhead if you would rather.
Julian; Who is Richard?

by Luke1969 September 20, 2016

Jayden Richards

Typically homophobic and autistic, who try’s to pull girls but isn’t successful. Has a thiccc booty. ;)

Kid: Oh there’s Jayden Richards
Kid 2: ooo look at that booty.

by dinsds1 March 17, 2020

An old Richard

A name given to the phenomenon whereby someone is not that old but definately looks it. The person who if stood next to an older colleague would still look older than them. An old Richard is the kind of person you'd accuse of having a hard paper round in past times but looks like he's still doing that paper round. Old Richards frequent places like Aylsham , Holt and other Norfolk market towns.

"Oh look there's an old Richard, he's only young but he looks so old , he must have delivered newspapers for the whole country in his time !"

by Biker2020 October 10, 2020

Richard Jefferson

A NBA basketball player who is pretty talented and good but He is the whitest Black guy I have ever heard speak. Like when I saw him I was like, this guy is gonna sound like a gangsta, and then he was like: "Well hypothetically speaking that is, we are gonna try to do our best and, just play as a team"
I almost fell off my couch, funniest thing ever.
And he's dating a white girl, so she must of had some influence on him, but lol just listen to him the next time he is having an interview... lol

an interview Richard Jefferson had with Norma Wyck
he sounded soooo white, and it took me by surprise

by Blackman 1212 May 14, 2007

richard gear

A clothing line for small rodents, not unlike miniature Tommy gear

Did you see that gerbil's new richard gear? It be da bomb

by playa hater February 24, 2004

Swinging Richard

A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'

Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"

by Jespo87 September 28, 2008