retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

retardissimo

To be at the utmost level of retardedness

dude, you just stabbed your eyeball with a ferret, you are retardissimo

by Hari November 1, 2003

retirement plan

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

by [e-mail] March 7, 2009

retart

Someone with the intelligence of a pop-tart.

Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.

by MuffinMurder December 1, 2015

Return and Burn

Like a wake and bake, but its when you come home from work, school, whatever you do during the day, and then light up

Stoner 1: "Hey man, after work you wanna come over to my place for a return and burn?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah man"

by Table4_3 November 1, 2016

man retreat

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

retrouvailles

the feeling one gets after reuniting after a long time; often used in love, such as long-distance relationships

"We met for coffee for the first time in months, and I can't describe the retrouvailles"

by goddessoflove October 29, 2012