religion

1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.

2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.

"My religion says I can kill you."
*BAM*

by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003

Religion

The reason the world is shitty, and the reason the world will end horribly.

Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.

by antireligiouszombies June 17, 2010

Religionaire

Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.

Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.

Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.

by Scrappy SamCat November 7, 2012

religion

A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old

Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?

She's religious (believes in religion)

by Ethan Brooks May 31, 2016

religionist

you may have heard of racist for race, sexist for sexuality, but let me introduce you into "religionist" for religion.

person 1: "but he's a muslim"
person 2: "stop being so religionist you bastard!"

by gracembradley August 3, 2017

religion

Complete and utter bullshit.

religion is complete bullshit

by dogking439 October 5, 2018

against my religion

I'm not going to participate or comply because I'm going to give you a lame excuse, it's against my religion. Waving off anything you don't want to do and blaming it on your belief system.

I can't do the housework because it's against my religion.

I can't bake you a same-sex wedding cake because it's against my religion.

by Dunham-all June 12, 2018