Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.

by Dadbrador January 26, 2022

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Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

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green rectangles

Money. Cash. Guap. Currency.

told that bitch I’m finna get some green rectangles tn cuz I can’t hang with her

by above average sneakerhead July 5, 2023

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blue glowing rectangle

It's what old people call phones

Old Guy : These kids & their blue glowing rectangles

by CookedCookie May 3, 2022

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rectal deputy

See: wordbutt pirate/word

Your uncle is my rectal deputy, Stan.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003

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A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

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