Purple Raider

n.
1. A monolith in College Football, known for obliterating nearly every team in every game.
2. A strong athlete who doesn't know what losing is.

"Dude, you're such a ping-pong Purple Raider!"

by femme boheme February 4, 2009

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Oakland Raiders breakup

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.

Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.

by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017

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get railed day

On October 15, everyone has to get railed. If you don’t, a curse will be put on you forever and you will never be able to get railed again.

Stephanie: Babe, it’s get railed day! Rail me so we both don’t get the curse !!

Jake: okay baby, come here and let me rail you.

by anonymous October 4, 2020

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Corn-railed

While the obvious definition comes to mind, corn-railed really is a useful to describe many conditions of the human experience. While lesser minds tend to follow the path of the Corn Hole, the more enlightened audience finds many ways to incorporate this noun, verb, adjective:

"... man, I went to the bar last night and got corn-railed!"; "...first she punched him in the face and then corn-railed him in the nuts"; "after working the last 14 days in a row, I'm corn-railed"; and, maybe the least creative,"Mike got corn-railed his first night in the big-house...ouch!"

by goosfahvrah February 25, 2010

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