roof

the shortest distance between walls

I took the roof to save time.

by Louis Waincat August 13, 2006

fall off the roof

v. to sleep with someone.

Other forms: falling off the roof, roofing, roofer (one who falls off the roof)

Hey, wanna go fall off the roof?

Don't you know Joe and Anna fell off a roof together?

Erin is such a roofer.

by M. Mills October 22, 2008

rooflesmayo

Internet for "That is very, very, funny"

Omg! Lmao! Rofl! Roofles! Rooflesmayo!

by Professional Target December 4, 2003

leaky roof

See flooded basement

by John Y September 10, 2003

roofer

1.A land pirate.

2.One who consumes 32 oz. of cheap beer per half hour,from sunrise to sunset.

3.Scumbag

Run for your fucking lives, here come the roofers.

by Stoops337 August 9, 2006

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011

ROOFI

Robotic Operations Of Federal Innuendo- A failed idea of the Government (James F. Steele) killing off anyone displeasing, like Fergie, only that would result in negative feedback from people who like her music. In a democracy, everything has to favor the people. Using the latest in robotic technology, androids would be sent all over the place, killing public figures that "rabble-rouse".

What a scary thought... This would've been used to stop any Government overthrow, though... They'd probably be named ROOFI-bots

by Andriffic November 22, 2009